{"id":455,"date":"2019-04-05T10:32:41","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T10:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/?p=455"},"modified":"2019-04-05T10:32:41","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T10:32:41","slug":"the-intolerable-saas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/the-intolerable-saas\/","title":{"rendered":"The intolerable saas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section bb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.8&#8243;][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.8&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>By Vidal D\u2019Costa<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Meet Mrs Nagu, the intolerable saas,<br \/>\nWho won\u2019t tolerate any bakwaas!<\/p>\n<p>Forever harassing her Westernised bahu,<br \/>\nTreating her like a slave who must constantly cover her head with a pallu!<\/p>\n<p>Touch my feet, massage my feet!<br \/>\nPoor bride is often not allowed to eat or breathe!<\/p>\n<p>An\u2019 if bahu dear births instead of a boy a girl,<br \/>\nThe choicest of gaalis at her she\u2019ll hurl!<\/p>\n<p>Blood sucking Raakshas, she\u2019ll drink poor bahu\u2019s blood- every quart,<br \/>\nAn\u2019 when she wants more dowry, to domestic violence she\u2019ll resort!<\/p>\n<p>So, to every mum in law, don\u2019t be a Mrs Nagu.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t be a hard-arse an\u2019 please go easy on your bahu.<\/p>\n<p>Give her freedom an\u2019 don\u2019t stop her from working after marriage,<br \/>\nAn\u2019 if all goes well, ya won\u2019t end up with a scornful bahu who poisons your porridge!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><strong>(Writer is a second year English major at Parvatibai Chowgule College)<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section bb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.8&#8243;][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.8&#8243;] By Vidal D\u2019Costa Meet Mrs Nagu, the intolerable saas, Who won\u2019t tolerate any bakwaas! Forever harassing her Westernised bahu, Treating her like a slave who must constantly cover her head with a pallu! Touch my feet, massage my feet! Poor bride is often not allowed to eat or breathe! An\u2019 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":456,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions\/457"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}