{"id":2636,"date":"2023-10-14T10:39:17","date_gmt":"2023-10-14T10:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2023-10-14T10:42:37","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T10:42:37","slug":"my-school-is-on-the-moon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/my-school-is-on-the-moon\/","title":{"rendered":"My School is on the Moon!"},"content":{"rendered":"

India made it to the moon,<\/span><\/p>\n

but alas! They built a school up there.<\/span><\/p>\n

The earth is too cramped with distractions<\/span><\/p>\n

and so, in light of students’ education<\/span><\/p>\n

was planned this spenderous affair.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

So, every morning I woke up<\/span><\/p>\n

and selected a space suit from the rack,<\/span><\/p>\n

brushed my teeth, packed my lunch<\/span><\/p>\n

and hurried shouting “Mummy, I am late”.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

As my spacecraft landed on the moon,<\/span><\/p>\n

I heard the school bell ring.<\/span><\/p>\n

So, I flung out of my machine<\/span><\/p>\n

and floated as fast as I could<\/span><\/p>\n

to the gate.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“You’re late again,” my teacher remarked,<\/span><\/p>\n

“What’s your excuse this time?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Rocket’s don’t have tires to puncture<\/span><\/p>\n

and my astronaut has died a million deaths already!<\/span><\/p>\n

“Ma’am, I got hit by an asteroid, I barely made it alive…<\/span><\/p>\n

and my homework floated away,” I floated another lie.<\/span><\/p>\n

—————————————————————————————————————<\/span><\/p>\n

By:<\/strong> Diya Padiyar\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
College:<\/strong> Parvatibai Chowgule College of Arts and Sciences (Autonomous) Margao, Goa<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

India made it to the moon, but alas! They built a school up there. The earth is too cramped with distractions and so, in light of students’ education was planned this spenderous affair.   So, every morning I woke up and selected a space suit from the rack, brushed my teeth, packed my lunch and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2637,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2636"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2640,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions\/2640"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.navhindtimes.in\/kuriocity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}